Ugh, the post editor changed. Just what this week needed… Ah well. Good morning, potential readers. Today I’m supposed to —
Ah, the book spirit. Where have you been?
Book Spirit: No…nowhere. Is that…thing…here?
That ‘thing’? There’s a lot of ‘things’ here, which do you mean?
Book Spirit: That one that looks like a jackal, but isn’t. It’s really scary…
Ah, Fang of Shadow. He’s not so bad, really.
Book Spirit: …really?
Well, from a certain point of view. Anyway, as far as I can tell he’s not here. Nearby, though.
Book Spirit: That’s not very comforting.
Eh. He’s a conceptual being, what can you do? Anyhow, if I could get back on track, I’m supposed to be summarizing Sansa Stark’s first POV chapter today.
Book Spirit: “…supposed to be…?”
Well, I really, really, don’t want to. Honestly, the whole thing is painful to read, and the precursor of tragedy after tragedy. And as I believe I mentioned, I despise tragedy.
Book Spirit: So you’re going to quit!?
…you seem a little too excited.
Book Spirit: But if you give up attacking the story, I can go home!
Huh, really? Where is ‘home’, exactly… Nah, forget I asked. No, I’m not just not interested in summarizing this chapter.
Book Spirit: But that means that your qui–
So you do it.
Book Spirit: …huh?
I’m going to go find something to eat, I’ll be back by the time you’re done.
Book Spirit: Huh!?
Have fun now. 😀
Book Spirit: …
Book Spirit: Wait wait wait! I can’t… I’m not… You can’t…
Book Spirit: Come back!
Um, how do these start now…?